Carry on my wayward son...

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

diggly:

HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

myheadhurtz:

WOOOOEEEeeeeeeoooOOOOOOoooeeeeeeeoooooOOOOOOEEEEEEWWWWW

myheadhurtz:

WOOOOEEEeeeeeeoooOOOOOOoooeeeeeeeoooooOOOOOOEEEEEEWWWWW

adyinggod:

We’re building up to something here.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

kanyewesticle:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

Genius

kanyewesticle:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

Genius

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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