Hoarding a canon url but not using it
It’s like this still is from an alternate universe where Sherlock is the sweet one and Molly is the pain in the ass.
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
IT GOT BETTER
good lord we are all psychopaths
Tumblr u need some help
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!
"LAST TIME I **** SOMEONE I LOST AN EYE"